Do you ever start telling your parents a funny story but then you remember what happened was illegal
Usually gay
Maybe both
These almond cookies are very aggressive.
Mcdonalds worker:“I’m a magician & can make the penny disappear under the water bottle. look for it in the bottle”
My roommate thought it was a real horse.
i have to admit so did i for a second there
Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm
WHERE DO THESE GIFS EVEN COME FROM
u hate me?? wow so much in common already
when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum
I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off



